As you may have noticed I have not written a new post in a while.  I first want to thank all of my adoring fans for thier patience.  For those of you that are dying to know where I have been, I have a list prepared to inform you of my whereabouts.

1.  I have been away teaching a certain prominant fundamentalist the art of exposition

2.  I have been away teaching a certain prominant fundamentalist the meaning of exposition

3.  I have been away because my friend Joe Cassada is now blogging and he gives me an inferiority complex

4.  John Hardin told me that my blog site was actually fictitious

5.  I have spent alot of time planning my plot for world domination

6.  Dr Phill says that I dont need to blog in order to gain acceptance

7.  I have been to busy eating bon bons and watching old episodes of The A Team on Hulu

8.  Many theologians from the non reformed perspective have had a price on my head

9.  I have been studying the parable of the prodigal son for hidden codes that reveal the date of the Lord’s  return

10.  I have been writing a book on Baptist history revealing that Baptists actually date back to Abel.  All other denominations are the devil.