1. Finger nails dissolve in carpet.
2. The dishes will eventually wash themselves.
3. If we wash the dishes, our hands will fall off.
4. Dirty clothes pick themselves up.
5. Making your bed in the morning only ensures that it will get messed up again.
6. Kicking fallen ice across the kitchen floor makes it disappear.
7. A broom should have an on switch.
8. It is impossible to watch tv without holding the remote ( assuming your carnal enough to watch tv.)
9. People who die on tv are only acting.
10. You really can go to Wal-Mart and only purchase one item.
* This post obviously is not exhaustive. If you would like to add anything, please leave a comment.
P.S
Ladies, please don’t take this too seriously.
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October 17th, 2008 at 12:12 am
#11 – “Are you going to wear that?” is a question that doesn’t need to be asked. Yes, we are going to wear it; yes, we know it probably doesn’t “match”, and, no, we don’t care what we look like.
October 17th, 2008 at 7:48 am
Lol! Thats funny.
October 17th, 2008 at 9:20 am
11. Milk jugs were denigned with a small mouth so we could drink directly from them.
October 17th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Very good additions. I wish I had thought of those. You guys are going to have to fight over who actually gets #11.