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		<title>&#8220;Increase Your Numbers&#8221;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many of you pastors are lamenting the fact that your numbers are lower than you like.  In order to help you boost your numbers and earn a spot in your favorite Christian brag magazine, I have a compiled a helpful list.
1.  Sing thirteen verses of Just As I Am during the alter call [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;The Truth About Santa&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 03:23:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The subject of Santa Clause is a controversial one.  There are many that claim Santa is a fat pagan troll, others say the he is of &#8220;Da Debil&#8221;.  There are many who firmly believe in the jolly old elf, while others neither believe nor allow others to.  Today I am going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Ten Things Men Know That Women Don&#8217;t&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 03:11:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Finger nails dissolve in carpet.
2. The dishes will eventually wash themselves.
3. If we wash the dishes, our hands will fall off.
4. Dirty clothes pick themselves up.
5. Making your bed in the morning only ensures that it will get messed up again.
6. Kicking fallen ice across the kitchen floor makes it disappear.
7. A broom should [...]]]></description>
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